Gallery of the Absurd. We love you.

In Celebrities by Heidi Nyburg on Tuesday, March 27, 2007

As usual the Gallery of the Absurd is brilliant.

GOTAAngelina

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A reason to cry.

In Shoppping by Heidi Nyburg on Sunday, March 25, 2007

Wow personalization just got a little bit sadder. And wetter. Ew. Kleenex is offering you and anyone with 8 bucks to blow (Ha, blow!) the chance to design and ship their own version of the Kleenex Oval.

The user interface is pretty cool. Look what we made! And then didn’t buy.

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So we got to thinking; who needs email, fed ex or even the old stand by the spoken word when you can communicate via the personalized Kleenex box.

We put our resident cave artist to work to create these functional versions of the personalized Kleenex box er.. oval.

We call this one the George Kostanza. Drop one at your future ex’s doorstep then lurk around the corner and listen for the hysterical sobbing. Take pride in the fact that your thoughtful gift is so useful. Now set your cell phone on silent and head to the nearest bar in search of your next victim gift recipient.

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Our next design offers up a rude awakening, perfect for the 8 year old Paris Hilton worshiper with delusions of grandeur. This ought to throw her off the MTV Sweet Sixteen I Want a Pink Hummer path and right onto the therapy couch. We’re mean, huh?

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Absolutely hate firing people? So did we. Until now! In fact we may try it out on the cave artist who produced these images.

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Make your own.

What makes you cry?

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Separated at Birth: The Hydroderm Edition

In Celebrities, Separated at Birth by Heidi Nyburg on Sunday, March 4, 2007

Separated at birth we have Brittany Murphy and the Hydroderm freaky age morphing web ad chick. Reunited at last.

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