I am wonder Mike and I’d like to say, hello….
Why bust a cap in someone’s ass when you can bust out your 64-color bizzox of crizzayons and get busy in the Gangsta Rap Coloring Book?
If you are a gansta rapper, and we know you’re not, just remember this: Coloring in the Gangsta Rap Coloring Book is a great alternative to the also colorful but often messy and DNA laden act of shooting a rival gang member.
So the next time you feel the east coast/west coast vendetta thing coming on take a deep breath, turn that frown upside down, drop the gat and grab the Crayolas.
Remember when rap was more about getting a fly girl than about getting, um, dead?
Get your Sugar Hill Gang onnnnnnnn.
Yes we still remember every single word to this rap. And yes we roller skated to the fly beats, at Central Park in our rainbow tube sox and roller skates with yellow wheels. And yes there was a baby blue satin jacket involved. Foxy.
