Golden Lasso of Truth. Check. Keys to invisible jet. Check. Lancome lipstick in Super Hero Red. Check. Cocktail napkin with phone number of Aquaman’s hotter, younger brother written in Super Hero Red lipstick. Check.

Yes that’s correct, you just read the check list of items you might find in Wonder Woman’s purse. Her invisible purse. To go with her invisible jet. And now, you too can have a purse that is pointless invisible. And it’s made out of plastic. And it costs $895.

The $895 Oscar de la Renta Plastic Bag

We can’t make this stuff up. Here is an ad for another style of the invisible (although some would call it transparent) purse.

And in case you can’t imagine in your not invisible brain what your stuff would look like if it were say…in an invisible bag just hanging out for all the world to see…here is a more-sophisticated-than-a-stick-figure drawing of stuff hanging out for all the world to see.

Hey look, Wonder Woman is totally checking something out from high above in her invisible jet. What could it be?

Could it be Aquaman’s younger, hotter brother’s invisible canoe parked on the shore below…Tune in next week when Wonder Woman totally hooks up with Hollow Man.