Not Lindsay Lohan is the new Lindsay Lohan.
Imagine how much better every movie starring Lindsay Lohan would be if Lindsay Lohan were not actually in said movie. Instead imagine Kate Mara in her place. The one exception would be Herbie Fully Loaded because it’s ass and nobody but David Hasselhoff should ever star opposite a talking car.
Listen, we don’t make this stuff up, we did our homework. Using a complicated algorithm which factors in the following ratings: overall likability (by us), talent, cuteness, ew factor and slut-o-meter rating we determine the always accurate LBF or Layercakedotnet Betterness Factor. The results were astounding!
So, that in depth analysis sums it up. As you can clearly see Kate Mara is far superior to Lindsay Lohan. And I’m quite certain that if Kate Mara were in a film starring Jane Fonda and the two of them did a few press photos to promote the film that Jane Fonda would not have to pose as such:
Learn more about Kate Mara on her IMDB page.
