The 70′s Remake Movement Continues: The Bionic Woman
Yeah, she’s back and we’re kinda into it. Yeah, we had the Bionic Woman doll. And yeah, we cut her hair off, gave her a bob and lost a few of the bionic parts and then sold her at a yard sale. We just ran into her on eBay. It’s totally her. Don’t let the smile fool you, she’s pissed.
Well enough about the doll abusers and onto the dialogue abusers. Jamie Summers is back and she’s a brunnette. And the dialogue is brutal. Almost as mechanical as those CGI legs she’s got now. Watch the clip and wonder why Dr. Explainy Splainerson didn’t just hand her the Cliff’s Notes to her new body. What’s up with Jamie’s legs having no skin even though the skin on her face was magically rebuilt? Just sayin’. Our favorite part is Jamie’s last line: “I need help! Leave me alone” and.. scene.
