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We all know that Christopher Walken could get laughs by simply reading aloud from a TI-84 calculator manual but who knew he had such a gift for making the Pa-Pa-Pa poker face.
Look up in the sky it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a blog post.
Speaking of airplanes, here’s a great video of an SWA Flight Attendant making the in flight announcements a little more interesting. Clap. Stomp.
Bravo for Swingtown!
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CBS may have ended its Swingtown Summer time romp without the promise of a new season but the dream of more Swingtown is still alive. If you didn’t get a chance to see this 70’s set drama that stars Grant Show, Molly Parker, Lana Parilla and Jack Davenport as a pair of neighbors who happen to be swingers, now’s your chance. Bravo has picked up the series and is currently airing all 13 episodes in a delicious retro-tastic marathon filled with more Tab than you can possibly consume in a lifetime.
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This show is worth a watch if not for the well written characters and salacious story lines than for the impeccably duplicated 70’s sets and groovy soundtrack. If you’re a fan of MadMen
then you will probably love Swingtown. In fact dare I say that the story lines in Swingtown actually move forward and are more compelling than some of the meandering to nowhere stuff that MadMen has offered up in its sophomore season.
For laughs, here’s a separated at birth of Katie Holmes on Eli Stone and Lana Parilla as Swingtown’s resident hottie Trina Decker. Looking at this makes me want to go feather my hair and drink some Tab.
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Well if Bravo takes a pass maybe HBO— now in the capable hands of Sue Naegle who was one of the original Swingtown promoters during her turn as co-head of the television department at United Talent Agency— will welcome Swingtown with open arms. Swingtown really is a great fit for HBO. The more flexible format would allow the storylines to move into even more adult territory. So in summary, watch the show, write to Bravo and HBO and let’s save Swingtown.
Photo Source (Tab): Derek In Sydney
Celebrity-Look Alike Sex Toys-Pornographic Parody or Vulgar Violation?
While perusing gag gifts for a friend’s bachelorette party, we came across this inflatable doll that doesn’t just vaguely resemble Eva Langoria’s character on Desperate Housewives, it’s practically her twin. Immediately we began to wonder how many other celebrity “inspired” toys are out there and if there were more, who were they? Well, we found several and we’re not talking about the latest Jenna Jameson doll or Ron Jeremy shaped implement, we’re talking about non-porn industry celebrities being used as inspiration for sex toys. None of the toys we came across were the least bit subtle and some were more disturbing than others. Case in point- the Lindsay doll is clearly an imitation of Lindsay Lohan in Herbie Rides again, which is pretty sick since she was maybe fifteen years old in that role. Ew. What do you think? Hilarious or ho-rrific? Pun totally intended.
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This chick looks more like Top Model winner Jasleen than JLo, but it’s clear who they are trying to sell here.
At least the “Lindsay” on the box is clearly of age.
Some of the inspirations were less surprising than others.
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It’s the week we’ve all been dreading second name online download the commitments online waiting for, this Friday marks the opening of Paris Hilton’s latest cinematic triumph, The Hottie and the Nottie! Not since House of Wax has there been a film that generated this much anticipation. It’s palpable. The sure to be unwatchable celluloid sink hole also stars Christine Lakin who is not Paris Hilton and who has a not so shabby little page over at IMDB. So the question comes to mind, why the *uck did she sign on to do this movie? Was it a long held facial hair fetish? Perhaps she’s testing the limitations of the Yahoo movie rating system; what’s lower than an F- anyway? Or maybe she’s a recent graduate of the Brenden Fraser School of Career Killing Decisions? One may never know. However one thing is certain, in this digital dumping ground, the makeup is the only cast member working over time.
Exhibit A
The trailer, if you must.
Conan OBrien’s Kinder Gentler Grand Theft Auto
Maybe we found this video exceptionally hilarious because it reminded us of the very first time we played Grand Theft Auto. After a quick trip to Best Buy we excitedly popped in the game disk and got started. With no real concept of the game but a huge desire to skid around the dark and gritty streets in a really fast car, we walked around the town feeling clueless looking for an ATM and a car lot so we could by a car. After several days spent walking around various neighborhoods and few trips to the pawn shop, we decided to press pause and make a phone call to a friend with a fifteen year old son who we knew was a huge GTA player to ask about the location of the ATMs and where we could purchase the things we needed to get around in the game. Apparently we were taking the wrong approach as we were told that there are no ATMs in Grand Theft Auto and that if we wanted to obtain a vehicle that we should “just jack one from somebody.” Oh, now it’s clear, apparently our lack of “go to” criminal instincts was costing us dearly in the game. So maybe that explains why this video of a Kinder Gentler Grand Theft Auto seemed perfectly logical to us. Maybe we should just stick to playing The Sims.
Is it us or does the voice sound kind of like Danny Tanner from Full House?
Update: the video was pulled from our original source so now just click the image to watch the hilarious Conan-ness on Hulu. Click. Click. Laugh. So worth it.
90210 is the new 90210
So here’ s a look at the “leaked” promo for the CW’s Beverly Hills 90210 spin off cleverly named 90210. By now every time you read the word “leaked” anywhere, you should just automatically think “press release”. The first thing we noticed about the new show is that the core cast of kids is smaller than the original cast. Maybe that’s because the parents will have larger roles in this new version, kind of an OC-ish twist. That should be an interesting spin but we’ll still miss the solid and wise parenting skills of Jim and Cindy Walsh. Jim and Cindy could make you thankful for being grounded. As is par for the course with any new series aimed at upcoming hipster ‘tweens, the new 90210 will usher in a new wave of trendy tot names for the next generation of followers. Will the names Dixon and Silver sweep the toddler playgrounds the way Brandon and Dylan did in the late nineties? Only series renewal will tell.
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Top Ten Fabulously Quirky Flickr Groups
Forget poignant shots of the green flash at sunset or uber macro shots of winged bugs perched on flowers, let’s talk about photos of crap that only very specific groups of people want to see. You know, photos of doll heads strapped to the grills of semi trucks or stuffed animals dining in restaurants- which by the way, totally attracts boat loads of customers. Who knows what your particular photo fetish is, maybe you’ll finally find a group of photogs who will appreciate your artistic series entitled “Gnomes at Concerts.” Or perhaps you’re just looking for a group of pals who appreciate tin foil hats as much as you do. Whatever your fancy, you are certain to find a group that suits your quirky method of photographic expression in our list of Top Ten Fabulously Quirky Flickr Groups alternately titled “See, You’re Not That Weird After All.” On with the list!
#10- Tin Foil Hats: You loved ‘em when you were 3 and now you’ve got the $1800 digital SLR to prove it! Get out the Reynolds Wrap and fashion a fancy foil fedora for yourself or for your cat. Ok, now work it!
#9 Pizza Upskirts: How naughty is number nine? Sexy, saucy Pizza Upskirts
. Forget that whole Marilyn Monroe standing over the subway grates, the upskirts of pizza slices are so much hotter. Right? We feel so dirty.
#8 Stuffed Animals on Truck Grills: Saddest. Group. Ever. If you’re even the slightest bit sentimental, consider this a warning. This Flickr pool might bring you to tears. We are totally strong and unaffected by images of sad, lonely, lost and deeply missed stuffed animals out in the world, alone. The sight of a beloved toy strapped to a truck grill and being driven around dark and lonely highways all over the world with no regard for its feelings did not bring us to tears. However, you might not be as strong as we are so be warned. Sniff. Sniff.
#7- The Sugar Frosted Cereal Museum: If you’ve been reading Layercake for any length of time, like longer than a day, then you know that we make no secret of our adoring love for all things CEREAL. So when we randomly stumbled upon hit the gold mine after searching for hours our new favorite Flickr group, the cereal lovers dream that is The Sugar Frosted Cereal Museum. Crrrrunch! ???? ?????
#6 What’s in Your Fridge: Remember the first time you caught a glimpse into one of the refrigerators from an episode of MTV Cribs? Suddenly your own refrigerator contents, not to mention your sucky non-entourage having lifestyle, came into question. What would your fans think if they saw your half eaten Subway sandwich, spray butter and serious lack of Clicquot magnums? And we shudder to think of the wrath of judgment that would hail down upon your non-existent collection of individually packaged beverages. Will the MTV camera crew be forced to drink tap water? If these thoughts keep you up at night then this is the Flickr group for you! Now scoot, scoot off to the nearest Whole Foods to work on your refrigerator’s new image.
#5 Hotel Room Keys: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless it involves room keys. Who doesn’t love a good souvenir especially when it serves as a reminder to all of the stuff that took place in your room away from home. This Flickr group is a photographic love letter to the room key. From credit card keys to old school metal these photos are certain to enrage hotel desk clerks around the world! Unlock your creativity!
#4 Simpsons Tattoos: This group may be small but they’ve got heart! And absolutely zero issues with commitment. At least not when it comes to their love of The Simpsons. Imagine loving a cartoon character so much that you have it tattooed onto your body forever and ever. And ever. Well, imagine no more, this Flickr group’s done all the hard work for you. And in honor of the group we have done something a little less permanent, we present you with this image taken from the very first episode of The Simpsons, the one where Bart gets his tattoo removed at the laser tattoo removal clinic. Ouch.
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#1 Traveling Toys: We chose Travelling Toys for the number one slot on our list because, well because it’s our list. And c’mon the whole juxtaposition of a serious monument being visited by a toy is frankly, hilarious. It just is. Seriously you should try it some time. You will laugh. push download HD ????????? ????
When Dinosaurs Roamed the Video Store Aisles
This video from The Onion made us nostalgic for late night trips to the video store. Not really. Not unless the definition of nostalgic has suddenly changed to “ew, remember how much that sucked.” Watch. Laugh. Rewind.
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Our pirate nudged your ninja.
For whatever reason, this week has been a super active one for us on Facebook and it’s been kinda fun connecting with people. We are pretty lazy when it comes to social networking, we’re not much for nudging or Pirate/Ninja battles, so when we came across this hilarious video spoof of Facebook taken literally, we laughed. A lot.
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