Barbie's Slutty Nemesis Coming to the Big Screen
Nemesises, nemesi? Whatever. Those giant headed, whorish Bratz dolls are coming to life in the form of a live action movie.
Bratz The Movie stars regular, non-animated, non slutty actresses including Paula Abdul who will also produce. Okay. As you can see from the trailer, the movie looks like a really bad Clueless knockoff that with any luck will go directly to DVD.
The Trailer
Question: How does voice-over guy keep from laughing when he reads some of this stuff?
We think the studio could have saved a bunch of cash by just going with this YouTube gem we came across. It’s got the same characters and the same plot, or lack thereof. Throw in a little CGI and there you have it, Bratz, The Movie.
What’s up with “Let’s play Jackass Jr”?
