Waldo will *uck you up. No, he will. It’s true.
We always wondered why Waldo only hangs around in books with other skinny-legged, bespectacled people wearing red stripes: wizards, vikings, gondola drivers, all in stripes. All going about their business looking just like Waldo. Waldo’s clearly trying to blend. Traveling through time unnoticed, collecting passport stamps and suitcase stickers. Totally normal, right? Wrong. Dead wrong. You are about to find out what he’s hiding from.
