Celebrity-Look Alike Sex Toys-Pornographic Parody or Vulgar Violation?

In Pop Culture by Heidi Nyburg on Monday, June 9, 2008
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While perusing gag gifts for a friend’s bachelorette party, we came across this inflatable doll that doesn’t just vaguely resemble Eva Langoria’s character on Desperate Housewives, it’s practically her twin. Immediately we began to wonder how many other celebrity “inspired” toys are out there and if there were more, who were they? Well, we found several and we’re not talking about the latest Jenna Jameson doll or Ron Jeremy shaped implement, we’re talking about non-porn industry celebrities being used as inspiration for sex toys. None of the toys we came across were the least bit subtle and some were more disturbing than others. Case in point- the Lindsay doll is clearly an imitation of Lindsay Lohan in Herbie Rides again, which is pretty sick since she was maybe fifteen years old in that role. Ew. What do you think? Hilarious or ho-rrific? Pun totally intended.

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This chick looks more like Top Model winner Jasleen than JLo, but it’s clear who they are trying to sell here.

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At least the “Lindsay” on the box is clearly of age.

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Some of the inspirations were less surprising than others.

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Make Up Artists' Union Not on Strike

In Cinema by Heidi Nyburg on Thursday, June 5, 2008

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It’s the week we’ve all been dreading second name online download the commitments online waiting for, this Friday marks the opening of Paris Hilton’s latest cinematic triumph, The Hottie and the Nottie! Not since House of Wax has there been a film that generated this much anticipation. It’s palpable. The sure to be unwatchable celluloid sink hole also stars Christine Lakin who is not Paris Hilton and who has a not so shabby little page over at IMDB. So the question comes to mind, why the *uck did she sign on to do this movie? Was it a long held facial hair fetish? Perhaps she’s testing the limitations of the Yahoo movie rating system; what’s lower than an F- anyway? Or maybe she’s a recent graduate of the Brenden Fraser School of Career Killing Decisions? One may never know. However one thing is certain, in this digital dumping ground, the makeup is the only cast member working over time.

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The trailer, if you must.