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Make Up Artists&amp;#039; Union Not on Strike

In Cinema by Heidi Nyburg on Thursday, June 5, 2008

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It’s the week we’ve all been dreading second name online download the commitments online waiting for, this Friday marks the opening of Paris Hilton’s latest cinematic triumph, The Hottie and the Nottie! Not since House of Wax has there been a film that generated this much anticipation. It’s palpable. The sure to be unwatchable celluloid sink hole also stars Christine Lakin who is not Paris Hilton and who has a not so shabby little page over at IMDB. So the question comes to mind, why the *uck did she sign on to do this movie? Was it a long held facial hair fetish? Perhaps she’s testing the limitations of the Yahoo movie rating system; what’s lower than an F- anyway? Or maybe she’s a recent graduate of the Brenden Fraser School of Career Killing Decisions? One may never know. However one thing is certain, in this digital dumping ground, the makeup is the only cast member working over time.

Exhibit A

The trailer, if you must.

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Comment by Sleepy

February 5, 2008 @ 11:44 am

hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH IS SHE SERIOUS ? i guess it doesnt matter what she does though, she will show her clam at a nightclub and the paparazzi will eat it up.

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Comment by Wi

February 6, 2008 @ 12:25 pm

I eagerly anticipated this flick. I saw some “teasers” of this film and I think Paris Hiltons acting talents are best wasted on x rated movies.

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Comment by rich

February 7, 2008 @ 11:26 am

Are you sure this a real movie? Hoolywood is in the tank and it’s because the big shot green light this kind of crap.

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Comment by Niccolo Svengali

February 8, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

It’s cheap;
It’s trashy;
It’s Hollywood!