The AP reports:

Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said.

“She was cited and released because she has been admitted to a local hospital for minor injuries,” Foxen said.

No one else was hurt and no other cars were involved, Foxen said. He did not have other details.

Officers went to the scene after receiving a 911 call about the accident, Foxen said.

Lohan will have to appear in court to answer the citation, he said.

The arrest was first reported on the Web site of X17 Inc., a celebrity photo agency.

Lohan publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik did not immediately return an e-mail requesting comment.

Now that Paris has found God, is Lindsay left to fill those drunk driving Louboutins all by her lonesome? Those are some big shotglasses shoes to fill.

This is the part where you make something up and put it in the comments. What’s in that monstrosity of a Marge-Simpson bouffant?

We’ll start:

Angelina Jolie’s next kid or a ham sammich.

Your turn.

This one is for our reader and dear friend Angela. No Brad, just Ang. If you can stomach Anne Curry, it’s a good interview. We originally saw it on tv and it’s so much better this way, without the eleventymillion interruptions. She is so real. Very introspective and it’s sad to hear her talk about losing her mom.

Sheryl Crow and her new baby, Wyatt. He’s pretty cute. So happy for her.

Meanwhile, Lance Armstrong continues his collecting of relationships with blonds with clothing designer Tory Burch. Nah, he doesn’t have a type.

Cake readers love their mornin’ gossip. And we love to give the readers what they want. Here is some juicy morning smack talkin’ to fill in your non-work doin’ first hour of the day. Oh and we promise to take some Photoshop classes real soon. Until then, continue to enjoy mock our choppy, crooked artistic offerings like the one below.

Lindsay Lohan’s on again off again relationship with “the wagon” is off again. Lindsay and the wagon have been growing apart for months and she was recently seen kanoodling with a Mr. Vodka Straight at Anchor Bar. At one point sources say, she was forgoing the traditional grownup beverage delivery system and taking her vodka like a baby, straight from the bottle. We could talk about how sad it is but this is the snarky gossip portion of the Cake so, no whining.

Katie Holmes, porn star? Yeah, not the Katie Holmes who’s married to Tom super-into-his-religion-not-that-there’s-anything-wrong-with-that Cruise. This Katie is actually Katee Holmes, a fashion design student from Southern California who is planning to lose her virginity on camera. The New York Post reports Katee has hooked up with some veteran porn production types who have promised to produce the film starring her first sexual experience. Not the Bill Clinton kind, real sex. Apparently Katee is using the name Katee as a “tribute” to Katie Holmes because she is a huge Dawson’s Creek fan. With fans like that, who needs enemies? Uh yeah, Katee, shouldn’t a tribute be something that the tributee actually appreciates? Like a scholarship fund in their name or maybe a sandwich named in their honor? Having your cherry popped on camera while using your hero’s name with a replacement vowel? That’s just rude.

More gossip with fewer words:

Napoleon Dynamite and his wife had a baby girl. People

Jessica Biel shops for radishes. No really, that’s it. That’s the entire story. Scandalous. x-17 Don’t even click that. Why are you clicking? It’s radishes.

Just look at the weird Jessica Biel tongue pic instead:

Check this out!!! Perez Hilton totally ‘jacked our canine comparing conception!!!! We don’t know whether to laugh or cry!!

Perez’s Post dated today, May 18th 2007:

Naturally it’s not the first time someone has compared a photo of a dog to a photo of a person, but considering the source and subject material we doubt it was a matter of chance.

The couple you never understood is now kaput, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are officially on hiatus. People Magazine is reporting that Jess and John are broken up but it maybe not for good. Venessa Minnillo is probably clutching Nick Lachey like Paris is clutching her freedom right about now.

Rumor has it that has it that next Bond flick which will star Daniel “the hotness” Craig may serve a twist that is not shaken or stirred. The twist: Twin Bond Girls. And the twins we’re referring to are none other than MK and Ash, the Olsen twins. We love the idea of twin Bond Girls but we’re not feeling the sexy vibe. Maybe it’s the 193 episodes of Full House or the fact that they never show their teeth when they smile (kinda creepy). Maybe we’re completely missing the mark. They are all grown up and have found their way onto more than one ‘zine hot list. What do you think? Cast your vote below.

Here are the rumored contenders for the role of Bond Girl(s) The Olsen twins, Carice van Houten and Abbie Cornish. Also known as the list of potential Daniel Craig maker outers.

Maybe the next Bond Girl is you. FInd out what your name would be with the Bond Girl Name Generator!

Make your Bond Girl name here.

We got:

Peris Fraunce (ew!)

Lacy High (better)

Eva Evermore (best)

Who should be the next Bond Girl(s) cast your vote!

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Lindsay plans sex on screen. Also wants to work with Scorsese. ew

Marilyn Manson gives Evan Rachel his wood. Literally. femalefirst

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to not wed! reader’sdigest

Heather Locklear laughing her ass off. people

Cameron Diaz makes memories of Justin disappear. sfgate

She’s just as shocked as we are.

Seriously we can think of about 547 other hotter, more talented, less ew starlettes who could have taken that slot.

Here’s the list:

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendez
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie

Click Read on to see the rest of the list.

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Larry Burke’s cry of “Doh” heard ’round the world. People

Lily Allen thinks she’s a big fat whale. Snaps out of it. Eats pasta.  Lily Allen 

Military denied fair access to Will Farrel Landlord Video and  14 year old 19 yr olds lostremote

Yippe-ki-yay, motherfricker. Bruce Willis *uckin’ bummed at F-bomb restrictions hollywoodrag

When Pinkberry figures out what Pinkberry is, can we get some in Northern California? pinkberry and consumerist