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Separated by a dirty mouth.

Heidi Nyburg — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:14:27 +0000

Shut up! Look at the twins!

Separated by Felty Puppet Material

Heidi Nyburg — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:04:01 +0000

Yeah, we’re back. What? A giant piece of layercake can’t slink off and take a stealthy, frosted vacation? What kind of world are we living in? You missed us, huh? And you kind of want to kiss us too. It’s ok to admit it. Muah! Big kiss! We missed you too!

So onto more pressing issues. While we were on Summer Vacation (yes, it’s capitalized, look it up in the layercake book of vaguely correct grammar) we saw a little puppet show called AvenueQ. And as we watched and fought the overwhelming urge to ~~rent puppet porn~~ sing along, we couldn’t help but notice THIS:

They are officially the new Wonder Twins. Did you see AvenueQ? What did you think?

Separated at Birth: Uma Thurman and Tony Collette

Heidi Nyburg — Fri, 18 May 2007 15:00:14 +0000

Normally these two don’t really look alike but when we saw this photo of Tony Collette at Cannes, we immediately did that matchy game in our head with this photo of Uma Thurman. They both have so many different looks and are both really lovely. Too bad Uma doesn’t take a cue from Tony when it comes to choosing which films to pursue.

Separated at Birth: Britney Spears; The Michael Jackson Years

Heidi Nyburg — Fri, 11 May 2007 20:25:25 +0000

No seriously, is she the new Michael Jackson or what?

Separated at Birth-The MAC Cosmetics Edition

Heidi Nyburg — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:25:20 +0000

Ok let’s start this one off by saying we LOVE Amy ~~Wasted~~Winehouse. Her sultry smoky voice and soulful lyrics put the art in heartache. However, we can’t help but wonder if the song Rehab was written after an intervention at the MAC counter for her serious addiction to black eyeliner. Ok, we get it. It’s part of her signature and it totally works with the leaning- tower-of-Marge-Simpson behive she’s rockin’. Oh and her latest release is titled Back to Black. Coincidence? We think not.

Don’t try to say you don’t see the resemblance between Amy and the Layercake.net mascot, Romeo. They even have the same center highlight.

Romeo could not be reached for comment as he is currently checked in at Promises in Malibu for his serious addiction to MAC eyeliner.

The song that launched a thousand Britney rehab video spoofs:

Amy Winehouse-Rehab

A Britney rehab video spoof:

Get your own MAC eyeliner addiction: MAC Eyeliner in Boot Black.

Get Back to Black

Separated at Birth: The Barbie Fashion Fever Stylin’ Head Edition.

Heidi Nyburg — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:53:31 +0000

Sanjaya Malakar and the Barbie Fashion Fever Grow ‘N Style Styling Head.

Get your very own Sanjaya Barbie Fashion Fever Grow ‘N Style styling head here.

Separated at Birth: The Hydroderm Edition

Heidi Nyburg — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:34:38 +0000

Separated at birth we have Brittany Murphy and the Hydroderm freaky age morphing web ad chick. Reunited at last.