Ah, Monday, that gloriously sucky intro to the crazy work week of a day. You’re all tucked in at your cubicle, your lunch in is the fridge and then boom, it hits you, maybe work feels crazy because you’re not even supposed to be there. Not in that cubicle, not in that building, not next to that crazy gum smacking admin. And not only are you in the wrong building, it’s quite possible that you’re in the wrong galaxy.

This morning we awoke feeling something was amiss so naturally we turned to the internets for help and as usual the WWW Gods were able to help us get to the root of the problem. We found our real identity, our true calling if you will. And you can find yours too! Just take this quiz and when you are shown your true destiny, simply walk into your boss’s office and look him/her in the eye and say “I can no longer work here as I am Luke Skywalker and I have a higher calling.”

Keep in mind your results may vary, you might end up saying that you are in fact Chewbacca or Boba Fett. Whatever. The point is, you are in the wrong building, get the hell out of there and get in the game! We’ve got work to do. Note: If you end up being Jar Jar Binks, please accept our condolences. Also you might just want to skip the whole walking into the bosses office part and just leave.

Our Results: (we rule!)

May the force be with you!

Tell us in who you are in the comments, so we can recognize you when we see you.

If you don’t do it now…this could be you

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New feature time! Introducing: Crazy or at Work? Most often synonymous , crazy and work go hand in hand. It’s a love hate relationship, love the paycheck but hate the interminable servitude. Now with our help, you can find out whether you’re “Crazy, or at Work. Every Monday, take a new personality test to find out just how close you are to the edge of reason or to jacking that Hot Pocket your cube neighbor has been harvesting in office freezer burn.

Todays test for the crazy: Spot the Fake Smile

Duration: 10 minutes or about the time it takes to get a fresh cup of coffee around here.

About the Test:

Projected Outcome: Know your enemy. When John C. All Hands Meeting says “Great UI proposal! Your insight into our base is phenomenal.” Is the smile that follows: genuine, or totally effing fake.

Take the Fake Smile test here: Fake Smile Test

Share: We’ll show you ours if you show us yours. Tell us in the comments what your results were. We’re needy like that.

Here’s how we did: 11 out of 20

Ew. We are totally clueless. Basically we are living in a world where we can’t even tell if our own mother loves us. Here is a link to our results. We have to go have lunch with the Mean Girls now. They are totally our best friends. No really, they like us, we can tell frome their smiles.

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