The fierocity is palpable. Or just annoying. But in a good way.
Chill through the ad, it’s a short one. Just file your nails or something.
No Mensa Members on Big Brother
Not only is Natalie a total stalker, she’s kinda major in the Mensa community. Uh huh.
Celebrity-Look Alike Sex Toys-Pornographic Parody or Vulgar Violation?
While perusing gag gifts for a friend’s bachelorette party, we came across this inflatable doll that doesn’t just vaguely resemble Eva Langoria’s character on Desperate Housewives, it’s practically her twin. Immediately we began to wonder how many other celebrity “inspired” toys are out there and if there were more, who were they? Well, we found several and we’re not talking about the latest Jenna Jameson doll or Ron Jeremy shaped implement, we’re talking about non-porn industry celebrities being used as inspiration for sex toys. None of the toys we came across were the least bit subtle and some were more disturbing than others. Case in point- the Lindsay doll is clearly an imitation of Lindsay Lohan in Herbie Rides again, which is pretty sick since she was maybe fifteen years old in that role. Ew. What do you think? Hilarious or ho-rrific? Pun totally intended.
This chick looks more like Top Model winner Jasleen than JLo, but it’s clear who they are trying to sell here.
At least the “Lindsay” on the box is clearly of age.
Some of the inspirations were less surprising than others.
Baby fish mouth.
We played Pictionary Saturday night with some friends. Conclusion: Pictionary categories are completely bogus.
Case in Point: the following is a list of words and their category as deemed by the all-powerful Pictionary Genius Creator People
- Drunk as a Skunk: Action
- Pacifier: Action
- Odd Man Out: Action
It would be one thing if the category was Action/Phrase/Thing/Whatever as Printed on the Card, but no, the category is: Action
Therefore, we demand a rematch.
Want the fast-paced maniacal action of sketch-guessing madness in the comfort of your cozy cubicle?
Try iSketch. Warning: the music on iSketch is more annoying than ten trips on It’s a Small World so do your office mates a favor and hit the mute key before beginning your sketchtastic journey.
Separated at the Candy Store
Madonna’s new album is coming!!! We can’t wait! Looks like she took a few style tips from Shirley Temple in Baby Takes a Bow for this promotional photo for the rumored first single Candy Store. You may have heard the leaked version of Candy Store back in December. According to the track listing, it will be the first song of twelve on the album Hard Candy set for release in April. We can’t wait for the tour. A few months ago we received a survey from Live Nation, Madonna’s Warner Brother’s replacement since October. The survey asked questions about souvenirs, demographics and seating preferences but the main goal of the survey seemed to be finding out just how much cash fans are willing to shell out to see Madonna do her thing. Show us the overpriced ticket line ’cause we can’t wait for the Hard Candy tour! Love. Her.
The Shiny Guy Always Worries.
Fistofblog brings the world this fabulous video of a Star Wars synopsis through the eyes of his adorable 3yr old daughter. Sometimes these little kid videos can be annoying, but thanks to some nifty editing by Dad, this one gets the Layercake.net Official Seal of Non-Annoyance, so press play without fear.
UPDATE: Wow, this morning there were 46k hits on this video and now, just a couple of hours later it’s up to 1.2 million.
AI Elmo: Impressive. But will he do the laundry?
Ok, you should probably just go down to Toy’s R Us and get in line now because Elmo is back and he’s officially a bad ass. Fisher Price introduced the hyper life-like Elmo Live at Toy Fair 2008 and he is fierce! Forget about TMX Elmo and shoe tyin’ Elmo and chicken suit wearin’ Elmo and pizza makin’ Elmo and hokey pokey doin’ Elmo; they are O-V-E-R over. The new Elmo, Elmo Live is basically like that bear from the movie AI, (you know, the one who dredges up all of your childhood abandonment fears in that forest scene) but without the un-cute voice that sounds like your college philosophy professor. Elmo Live tells jokes (he’ll be here all week, try the halibut), crosses his legs, and expresses himself with eerily human gestures and nuances and he’s coming to toy store shelves this holiday season. Get. In. Line.
Here’s that bear, Teddy. Awwwwwwwwwwwww.
What’s really creepy in this video is the guy in the lab coat doing his best Cookie Monster voice while he gets Elmo to show off his new skills.
Indielicious!
Is it May 22nd yet? Here it is, the first trailer for the long awaited Indian Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
He’s still got it! According to GMA, Harrison Ford says he did more of the actual physical work for this film than he did in the earlier films which were made when he was in his thirties. Go Harrison! Shai doesn’t look so bad either!
Take a look back at the trailers for the first three Indiana Jones films. Where were you when you saw your first? In front of a movie or television screen perhaps? We’re psychic! Aww, memories…
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Indian Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Making passes at cartoons who wear glasses
Sometimes advertising campaigns are good. Really good. This ad for a Belgian optician, by LG&F makes us want to play librarian. We’re book smart like that.
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